So I’ve spent the past few weeks discussing new game names, and I think I’ve finally hit the jackpot!
While discussing possible names, we’ve had a lot of talks about what goes into a great name. Some people have told me short, simple, powerful words are the way to go; others like a sleek, catchy phrase; some like acronyms… but I told them “No! You know what makes for a great game name? SPONSORSHIP!”
You see, financing a big indie game like this is tough – we have a lot of up front costs and don’t see any revenue until much farther down the road. But by working some product placement into the name, we start getting revenue immediately! It’s brilliant! Sure, it might cheapen the gaming experience and make me look like a cheap whore, but that’s better than going under, right?
Anyway, I know you guys are just dying to know the new name, so without further ado, Project Vega’s permanent new name is…
VIAGRA ADVENTURES
Hope you guys enjoy it as much as I do! Thanks to Pfizer, Inc. I think our financial future looks bright!